Tuesday, December 11, 2007

FACTS OF LIFE

. 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. someone that you don't know even exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.

13. Always remember compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

When you rearrange the letters

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Thursday, November 29, 2007

IT Shayari - for those who know hindi

> Kal jab mile thhe....
> to dil mein hua ek sound.
> Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
> your file not found!!! *


> Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
> woh repeat kar doonga...
> Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
> ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

> Shayad mere pyar ko
> taste karna bhool gaye...
> Dil sey aisa cut kiya
> ke paste karna bhool gaye...

> Laakhon honge nigaah mein
> kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
> Mere pyaar ke icon pe
> kabhi to double-click karo...

> Roz subha hum karte hain
> pyar se unhe good morning...
> Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
> jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

> Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
> I don't like your face...
> Par dil ke storage mein
> No more disk space...

> Ghar se jab tum nikale
> pehen ke reshmi gown...
> Jaane kitne dilon ka
> ho gaya Server down...

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Some Good thoughts I come accross











NEW TECH Experience

Today I got chance to experience something new. I herd about this for a long but never got a chance to experience it. I have gone for one seminar which was with Video Conferencing people from Delhi, Bangalore, Mumbie and Calcutta attending it at the same time.

IITF - Indian International Trade Fair




It's more then 15 year since when I'm regularly vi sting IITF. It always has some kind of attraction I don't know what it. I start going there with my friends when I was studying then with my sis and now after marriage going with my husband he is I must say he was not actually interested in all this but now he also like going there. In last three years once I lost my wallet which was full of money and my credit and debit cards then once my sis lost his purse then also we lost quite huge money but still all this doesn't stooped me going there. It's always fun going there. Quite difficult to go through all the stalls in one day and more difficult is to get time and somebody to go there more then one day so once you go wait for another year to go again................... but still it's fun going there and watching those new items new products that crowd and all that.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

English Hindi Dictionary

Link for my help


http://www.shabdkosh.com/

Luv v/s Marriage

I read this some where and liked it put it here

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

Conclusion: "Love is blind”, Marriage is an “Eye Opener"

Thursday, November 15, 2007

My Visit To Jaipur

On diwali holidays got chance to visit to the Jaipur, this is my second chance to visit to Jaipur. In 2005 on holi also I got chance to be there in Jaipur. It's just a co-incidence that when I go there it's Sunday and not able to get chance to see anything there..........chalo next time ke liye bhee kuch chodana chahiye.

Shree Durga Saptshati

here is the link to download Durga Saptashti of Geeta Press, Gorakhpur

http://www.gitapress.org/books/paath/866/Durga_Saptashati.pdf