Showing posts with label timepass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label timepass. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

When you rearrange the letters

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Thursday, November 29, 2007

IT Shayari - for those who know hindi

> Kal jab mile thhe....
> to dil mein hua ek sound.
> Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
> your file not found!!! *


> Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
> woh repeat kar doonga...
> Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
> ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

> Shayad mere pyar ko
> taste karna bhool gaye...
> Dil sey aisa cut kiya
> ke paste karna bhool gaye...

> Laakhon honge nigaah mein
> kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
> Mere pyaar ke icon pe
> kabhi to double-click karo...

> Roz subha hum karte hain
> pyar se unhe good morning...
> Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
> jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

> Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
> I don't like your face...
> Par dil ke storage mein
> No more disk space...

> Ghar se jab tum nikale
> pehen ke reshmi gown...
> Jaane kitne dilon ka
> ho gaya Server down...

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Luv v/s Marriage

I read this some where and liked it put it here

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

Conclusion: "Love is blind”, Marriage is an “Eye Opener"